Today came the thing that was too much for me to handle. And I got mad. Real mad. I had to fight...the morphine bandaid! Trying to get puppy to stand still and remove this....thing....from her hind leg.
- Alright let me help you with this! :)
- Just one moment.
- Sorry baby... It will be ok...
- Haaaang on.
- Stay.
- STAY!
- FFS.
- (cursing the band aid)
- (cursing the vet)
- (cursing the world - including God)
- WELL KEEP IT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inca is now sleeping. With a half cut bandaid around her back wrist. I'm wide awake and don't think I will get any sleep until I get it off. Wait...what's that? Do I hear "na-na-na-na-naaaa-naaa" from that gluey bandaid?!
- Alright let me help you with this! :)
- Just one moment.
- Sorry baby... It will be ok...
- Haaaang on.
- Stay.
- STAY!
- FFS.
- (cursing the band aid)
- (cursing the vet)
- (cursing the world - including God)
- WELL KEEP IT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inca is now sleeping. With a half cut bandaid around her back wrist. I'm wide awake and don't think I will get any sleep until I get it off. Wait...what's that? Do I hear "na-na-na-na-naaaa-naaa" from that gluey bandaid?!
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